Funny Drinking T Shirts
What should you wear the next time you go down the pub? A T Shirt with a hilarious beer or drinking related quote obviously! There's so many sayings and slogans about beer, drinking or being a general party animal, and we've got all of them! As you'll know from all of our funny t shirts no matter what type of drink you like, there's a saying for it. Here's a run down of the best ones which will be perfect for the weekend and have your mates laughing.
Just One More Beer Said No One Ever
The best quote that nobody ever says when they're in the pub! Just one more? How about two...Then by closing time comes around you're 7 or 8 beers in, and you've probably lost count. Check out our Just One More Beer Said No One Ever shirt to let people know you don't stop at one.
My Idea Of A Balanced Diet Is A Beer In Each Hand
Dieting and beer is usually never said in the same sentence, and there's a good reason for that, you can't really diet and drink...Or can you? This hilarious saying states my idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand, which is the way it should be. Carrying 4 pints back from the bar is almost like a workout, and is hard to do without balance!
What Time is it? It's beer O'clock! It's the best time of the day, or night, or weekend, or maybe you have this time every day. If you're beer time is every day, then it's beer o'clock all the time.
Maybe It's The Beer Talking, But I Really Love Beer
A classic phrase which you'd say when you're drunk! Maybe it's the beer talking, but I really love beer is a play on being drunk and saying stupid stuff. It's a twist on a more familiar saying which may end with "I love you" and been spun for a funnier outcome.
It's Not A Beer Belly It's A Fuel Tank For A Sex Machine
One of the funniest slogans out there, if you're out with the lads on the pull, this is something you might want to be wearing. It's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a sex machine will explain why you've got a bit of a gut, and it's not from all those pints you've downed.
Nobody's Ugly After 2AM
A message about the end of the night, everyone is drunk, which means everyone looks amazing. Nobody Is ugly after 2AM is probably a familiar phrase, even if you don't think it is.
Help I'm Sober And Can't Get Drunk
When you're in need of a drinking buddy or someone to help you get to the drunk stage, there's the saying, Help I'm Sober And Can't Get Drunk. See how many free drinks you can get yourself with this phrase.
If You Can Read This Put Me Back On My Bar Stool
The hilarious slogan which is printed upside down. If you can read this put me back on my bar stool is a phrase which doesn't need explaining. If you've been drinking so long and you fall off your bar stool, then people will be able to read the slogan, as it's printed upside down. Brilliant!
There's the best drinking T-shirts to be wearing when you're down the pub or at a bar with your mates. Wear one of these on a shirt and you'll be a legend, instantly!
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