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Funny Drinking T Shirts

What should you wear the next time you go down the pub? A T Shirt with a hilarious beer or drinking related quote obviously! There's so many sayings and slogans about beer, drinking or being a general party animal, and we've got all of them! As you'll know from all of our funny t shirts no matter what type of drink you like, there's a saying for it. Here's a run down of the best ones which will be perfect for the weekend and have your mates laughing.

Just One More Beer Said No One Ever

Just One More Beer Said No One Ever

The best quote that nobody ever says when they're in the pub! Just one more? How about two...Then by closing time comes around you're 7 or 8 beers in, and you've probably lost count. Check out our Just One More Beer Said No One Ever shirt to let people know you don't stop at one.

My Idea Of A Balanced Diet Is A Beer In Each Hand

My Idea Of A Balanced Diet Is A Beer In Each Hand T-Shirt

Dieting and beer is usually never said in the same sentence, and there's a good reason for that, you can't really diet and drink...Or can you? This hilarious saying states my idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand, which is the way it should be. Carrying 4 pints back from the bar is almost like a workout, and is hard to do without balance!

Beer O'Clock

Beer O'Clock T Shirt

What Time is it? It's beer O'clock! It's the best time of the day, or night, or weekend, or maybe you have this time every day. If you're beer time is every day, then it's beer o'clock all the time.

Maybe It's The Beer Talking, But I Really Love Beer

Maybe it's the beer talking, but I really love beer T Shirt

A classic phrase which you'd say when you're drunk! Maybe it's the beer talking, but I really love beer is a play on being drunk and saying stupid stuff. It's a twist on a more familiar saying which may end with "I love you" and been spun for a funnier outcome.

Here For The Beer

Here for the beer T Shirt

If there's ever any doubt why you've shown up, this is the phrase which will explain. There's not much to explain, but you can tell people that you are here for the beer. No need for talking or socialising, you're here for one reason and one reason only, to get drunk. There's no explanation needed, the quote says it all.

I Like My Beer Cold And My Women Hot

I like my beer cold and my women hot

If you're out at a music bar or club, then you need this saying on your shirt. I like my beer cold and my women hot is funny and will get you noticed right away. What's better than hot women and cold beer?

Wish You Were Beer

Wish you were beer T Shirt

Did you say wish you were here? No, we got it right the first time! Another hilarious play on words from a familiar phrase, Wish You Were Beer is something recognisable so people can identify with it right away.

It's Not A Beer Belly It's A Fuel Tank For A Sex Machine

It's not a beer belly it's a fuel tank for a sex machine T-shirt

One of the funniest slogans out there, if you're out with the lads on the pull, this is something you might want to be wearing. It's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a sex machine will explain why you've got a bit of a gut, and it's not from all those pints you've downed.

Drinkin About You

Drinkin About You T Shirt

Another play on words, Thinking about you is the phrase which everyone will know, but if you've added alcohol into the mix, then it's more like Drinkin About You. The words have been changed, but it's obvious, and people will know exactly what this is all about.

I Only Drink On Days Ending In Y

I Only Drink On Days Ending In Y

A funny statement to make if you love a drink. I Only Drink On Days Ending In Y is a saying which everyone will understand easily, and one for someone who can't get enough alcohol.

Nobody's Ugly After 2AM

Nobody's Ugly After 2AM T Shirt

A message about the end of the night, everyone is drunk, which means everyone looks amazing. Nobody Is ugly after 2AM is probably a familiar phrase, even if you don't think it is.

Help I'm Sober And Can't Get Drunk

Help i'm sober and can't get drunk T Shirt

When you're in need of a drinking buddy or someone to help you get to the drunk stage, there's the saying, Help I'm Sober And Can't Get Drunk. See how many free drinks you can get yourself with this phrase.

If You Can Read This Put Me Back On My Bar Stool

If you can read this put me back on my bar stool T Shirt

The hilarious slogan which is printed upside down. If you can read this put me back on my bar stool is a phrase which doesn't need explaining. If you've been drinking so long and you fall off your bar stool, then people will be able to read the slogan, as it's printed upside down. Brilliant!

There's the best drinking T-shirts to be wearing when you're down the pub or at a bar with your mates. Wear one of these on a shirt and you'll be a legend, instantly!

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