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Funny Valentines Day Poems

Valentines Day Poems - Roses Are Red

If you're after a girl or boy this Valentines Day, then one of the best pieces in your armoury is a good sense of humour. Lads, girls are always talking about how a good sense of humour is important, so if you have a good personality then you're winning. If you don't you should get one quick, and what better way than a couple of jokes. It's always a good ice breaker to be funny, and if you can pull it off you'll be remembered for the right reasons. With that said, we have got some killer Valentines Day poems which you'll find hilarious, and hopefully if you find the right girl or boy they'll find them equally as funny, and you can laugh together.

Roses Are Red Funny Poems

The good old Roses are red, violets are blue...rhymes are the best ever! Here's a couple of our favourites to get you started:

Roses are red, violets are blue, who is your daddy, and what does he do (fans of Kindergarten Cop will appreciate that!)

Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got five fingers, the middle one's for you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but thinking of you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka is cheaper, than dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6, and I'll be the 9.

Roses are red, violets are shitter, you don't know this, but I follow you on Twitter.

Roses are red, violets are shitty, come over here, and show me your titties.

Roses are red, violets are blue. He's for me, not for you. And if by chance, you take my place, I'll take my fist, and smash it in your face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I'd throw it at you.

Roses are red, and quite thorny, be my Valentine, cos you're making me horny.

Funny Valentines Day T-Shirts

Valentines Day Tees

Now you've got some jokes out the way, you can get the look with some of our Valentines Day T-shirts which you can find here. We've got plenty to choose from, and our couples T-shirts go down really well and are so novelty and cheesy, but she'll love it. If you want a bit of irony because you hate the day, or are single looking for a laugh, you have to check out the collection, which we're sure you'll love.

Make it a Valentines Day to remember this year!