5 Seconds Until I Respawn
If only life was like a FPS. 5 Seconds Until I Respawn is a tee which the geeks will understand. You know the situation, you get killed, and then you gotta wait 5 seconds until you can come back to life. If you're a fan of games like Call of Duty and Counter Strike, this will be right up your ally.
The shirt is shown here in white with black print, and comes in a short sleeve style, with a round neck collar.