Posted: Apr 25 2014
by: Lush Blog

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The Funniest Tinder Lines Ever!

Tinder, the new so called "dating" app that has been causing quite a stir over the past few months, but do you admit to actually using it? If you have never used it before, it connects to your Facebook, and then you search for guys or girls which are close to you, viewing their pics and bio, and either swiping left or right depending on whether or not you think they're hot or not. It's caught on quite a bit, and we've seen some really funny lines guys (and girls!) are using.

"Are your pants a compress file? Because I'd love to unzip them" - That's got to be one of the best chat up line for a geek we've ever heard. We hope the girl understands...If she doesn't, she's probably not his type anyway.

"If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?" WOW! How can this charmer not get himself a girl?

"What do you call pasta that is not real?....Impasta!" Wow, that's quite some joke, she's probably laughing so hard she can't write a reply.

The old classic has got to be "She's going down, I'm yellin Tinder", the phrase that pays. Even people who aren't fans of Kesha and Pitbull have got to appreciate it. We love it so much we've even got a Tinder t-shirt on the go, which you can get from us. With electric orange text, it will light up any girls eyes.

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